Riddles

1. What do you call a fish without an eye?

    Fsh!

2. What do sea monsters eat?

    Fish and Ships!

3. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    Because he was not peeling well!

4. What can make an octopus laugh?

    Ten Tickles! (tentacles)

5. What is in the middle of Paris?

    The letter R!

6. What would happen if you drop a yellow hat in the red sea?

    It would get wet!

7. What building has the most stories?

     The Library!

8. What is so fragile that even saying its name could break it?

     Silence!

9. Why is six afraid of seven?

    Because seven eight(ate) nine!

10. What has 3 heads, is ugly and smells bad?

      Oops sorry, you don't have 3 heads!