Chocolate

A man found a bottle on the beach. He opened it and out popped a genie, who gave the man 3 wishes 
The man wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... Poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.


The doctor told the moron to eat a square meal a day - the first square meal that came to the morons head was a box of chocolates.


Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why?
Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.

An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man noticed that the older man always had a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.
One day while the older man was away from his desk, the young man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half the peanuts. When the old man returned, the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts.
The old man responded, "That's ok. Since I lost my teeth all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms.